horticulturalcephalopod:

mayqueen517:

hobbitingaround:

I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last

OH MY GOD

glados-kallipygos

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astronautgrasshopper:

until-the-truth-becomes-a-lie:

laugh-addict:

can we just take a moment to appreciate how the voice of Nigel Thornberry

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is this man

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wut

Smashing.

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You’re welcome

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ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

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about the blogger

BASICS:

name: Maura
birthday: December 18th
zodiac: Sagittarius
single or taken: Taken
height: 5’10”
eye color: Green/Blue/Grey
middle name: Grace
favorite color: Black
lucky number: 4

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
favorite fictional character: Buffy Summers
favorite television show: Firefly
favorite season: spring
future children’s names: Owen Nathaniel, Melanie Alexandra, Rebecka Price
meaning of your name: Mary
what do you plan to/do for a living: dance with a company then run my own company and/or dance studio
starbucks order: Chai latte

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert
dawn or dusk
righty or lefty
coffee or tea 
rain or shine
reading or writing 

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Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? nose 
Drink whole or skimmed milk? whole
Die in a fire or drowning? drowning???
Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents.

Are You?

Simple or complicated? if my life is not cooperating and being simple, I MAKE it simple. solution: netflix
Straight, gay, bisexual, other? somewhere on a spectrum between hetero- homo- and ace
Tall or short? tall
Right handed or left handed? right
A lover of music or a lover of books? Both. Both is good.

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? sweets
Grey or black? black
Color photos or black-and-white photos? balck-and-white
Sunrise or sunset? sunrise
M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms
Staying up late or waking up early? neither 16 hours on, 8 off
Sun or moon? moon
Winter or Autumn? fall
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends
Rainy or sunny? rain + sun = rainbow?
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? CHOCOLATE
Vodka or Jack? neither

About You

What time is it? 9:52 AM
Name? Maura
Nicknames? Mama
When is your birthday? December 18th
What do you want? anything I can get through my own ambition
How many kids do you want? two, but I’d settle for a dog and a cat
What would you name a girl? Rebecka, Alexandra, or Melanie
What would you name a boy? Owen, Stewart, or Price
You want to get married? eventually, maybe
What kind of music do you like? anything that fits my music aesthetic

Unique

Nervous habits? skin picking, knuckle popping, lip biting
Are you double-jointed? no
Can you roll your tongue? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow? hella
Can you cross your eyes? yup

Random

Which shoe goes on first? right
Ever thrown something at someone? hit them, too                          
What jewelry do you wear? earrings, ear cuff, necklace

On average, how much money do you carry with you? $0-$20
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? twirl                                                    Have you ever eaten Spam? no
Favorite ice cream? chocolate moose tracks
How many different kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? one, Lucky Charms Family Size

Last

Car ride? carpool to a dance concert and Steak n’ Shake
Song played? no clue
Person you saw? my dance major pals
Time you cried? don’t remember, thank god
Fight? my fighting is a constant sneaky, passive-aggressive, struggle

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applecidercastiel:

put-the-bannanas-away:

lokiallthefucksigive:

selchieproductions:

4fuckssake:

jackfreak1994:

When Lilo graduated from High School, Grand Councilwoman immediately calls her and tells her that she is really interested for her to become a future Captain of the Galactic Armada, but for her to do that she will first have to attend G.A.C.C. (Galactic Alliance Community College). Lilo is happy for the offer, but says that she will only accept if Stitch could go with her. With the Councilwoman’s approval, both friends waste no time to pack their bags, excited of what their future awaits.

I would watch this so hard

Lilo and Stitch is my favourite Disney film of all times, and I’d definitely watch this.


#lilo and stitch#the’d spend the first year#dealing with prejuidice#ISN’T THAT EXPERIMENT 626#EWWWWW#people implying either lilo or stitch is a pet#*humans* don’t you mean *mosquito food*#even though pleakley published a paper on the symbiotic relationship of all earth’s species#in fact pleakley keeps publishing scientific studies#but they get relegated to journals no one reads#JUMBA SHOWS UP#AND TAKES OVER A SCIENCE CLASS#and Lilo and Stitch pretend not to know him#but he is all#AH#LITTLE GIRL#AND 626#TIME TO BLOW SHIT UP#and she ends up saving the school#on a regular basis

Give me all of this.


YESSS

GIVE IT TO ME

applecidercastiel:

put-the-bannanas-away:

lokiallthefucksigive:

selchieproductions:

4fuckssake:

jackfreak1994:

When Lilo graduated from High School, Grand Councilwoman immediately calls her and tells her that she is really interested for her to become a future Captain of the Galactic Armada, but for her to do that she will first have to attend G.A.C.C. (Galactic Alliance Community College). Lilo is happy for the offer, but says that she will only accept if Stitch could go with her.

With the Councilwoman’s approval, both friends waste no time to pack their bags, excited of what their future awaits.

I would watch this so hard

Lilo and Stitch is my favourite Disney film of all times, and I’d definitely watch this.

YESSS

GIVE IT TO ME

(via anticsandshenanigans)

stunningpicture:

We made Legend of Zelda swords today at my work! I’m a glass blower.

stunningpicture:

We made Legend of Zelda swords today at my work! I’m a glass blower.

letshaveagleeki:

TRUE LOVE

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